“My heart is breaking”: Bite Beauty Amuse Bouche lipstick in Kale – review

Let’s start with the obvious: this lipstick is beautiful. When Bite Beauty decided to bring out a selection of shades for Summer and I saw that half of them were these beautifully rich, dark colours, I was psyched. So psyched, in fact, that I couldn’t wait for them to amble their way over to Australia, if indeed they ever get over here. I have poor impulse control when it comes to blue and green lipsticks. It was a costly and complicated ordeal and I don’t want to talk about it. I was well-behaved, though. I only ordered one, the single most enchanting lipstick I had seen: Kale.

Kale is a blackened forest green. It is completely unique in my collection, and if you’re familiar with my collection, that is saying something. It looks straight up black in some lights, but there’s a lit-from-within unmistakably green tilt. I could wax poetic about the colour for hours, but instead, here’s a photo.


It is a pure sexy sea witch colour.

But sadly – and god, it is sad – I have qualms. Mostly, they’re my own fault. I digress.

The colour goes on mostly opaque, though it does drag a little on initial application. It smells like lemon cleaning products, but not in an unpleasant way and I’m kind of into it. Once on the lips, it’s a distinct cream finish, so your enjoyment of it will come down to your enjoyment for cream finishes and formulas. I had conveniently forgotten that I am…not a fan.

The cons. Ay.

Without a lip primer or liner, this colour has the tendency to do that thing when it separates on the upper lip and you try to fix it by applying more and it just makes things worse. When adequately prepped, like in this photo (I used the Too Faced Lip Insurance in this instance), it’s not as much of a problem.

This lipstick is so damn slippery. I love it, and I want to wear it forever, but it slips and slides around on my lips like no one’s business. I can get maybe two hours of comfortable and appropriate wear without weird slip’n’slide lip action going on and everything looking a mess. With less intense, beautiful colours, it’s not a problem, but with this colour, it’s so obvious that there’s no avoiding it.

Not sure if it’s just my bullet, but it is nearly impossible to get a clean line with direct application. The bullet has no sharpness to it, and while that’s resolved with a liner or applying with a brush, I am notoriously lazy and need to be able to apply my lipstick straight from the bullet on the go from the bullet, as is. Here is an unfortunate, unflattering close-up of what I am talking about:


It’s  not atrocious, but it’s not great. I hate looking messy when I’m wearing a lip as high impact as this. I want to look my sexy goddamn sea witch best, right?

Alright. I’m calm.

This lipstick is beautiful. It’s one of the prettiest colours I own, and were it in a liquid formula I love or a great matte, I would wear it next to non-stop. If you love hydrating cream formulas, you might love it, and I might very well love this formula in less intense colours.

But these lipsticks retail for $40 in Australia, and these colours aren’t currently and may not be available in Australia at any point in the future. Who knows. So to pay to have this shipped over via a third party from the US, was it worth it? I’m glad I have it to play with, but I honestly just don’t know.

I’ve heard nothing but raves for this formula, and truly, so so beautiful, so take my review with lots of salt grains, but the overall melancholy is palpable.

Onwards with your lipstick ventures!



6 thoughts on ““My heart is breaking”: Bite Beauty Amuse Bouche lipstick in Kale – review”

  1. I bought Lavender Jam and had exactly the same experience! The slippery texture is a consistent problem with the (few) Bite lipsticks I’ve tried, in both the old Luminous Creme formula and the new Amuse Bouche one. I think Bite will forever be that brand I *should* like but just…can’t.


    1. That’s exactly how I feel! Everything I’ve tried from them has been something so widely loved that when I’ve tried it and been underwhelmed it’s like “Is it me? Am I broken?” But I suspect me and Bite are just not meant to be.


  2. Maybe try mattifying it with some corn starch or translucent setting powder – I usually just use my fingers to pat it on (or you can do the whole thing where you press 1 ply of tissue to the lips and then dust powder over that and then toss the tissue but … meh). But I agree that the color is amazing – it’s probably going in my cart come another VIB sale 😀


    1. I have found that it makes a beautiful base for beneath a liquid lipstick or a layering medium, so that’s how I’ve been wearing it! The powder thing is nice in theory but I’m just so damn lazy and with reapplication I know I’ll just never do it.


  3. 100% agree about the formula. The colors are beautiful and I love the scent, but there’s nothing more aggravating than having to constantly worry about a lipstick creeping outside the lines or onto the teeth. The practically perfect rating they have on Sephora confuses me, they have merits, but they’re so so imperfect. I feel like people think they’re supposed to like them, so they buy them? I probably wouldn’t put up with the slipperiness in any other lipstick, so I’m confused with myself too I guess.

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